an evening with miss vain. ugh~!

miss vain came to my house to do some bragging-thing, as usual. and this time around, her vaining was so gedik and menyampah and tak suke so i need to do some heart pouring session. so here i am.

she always pay a visit to my house, uninvitedly. we living in the same housing area, so my house is the nearest. we talked but mostly the story was about her: her assignments, her college life and other stuff. i'm fine with that since i'm not even want to share any of my stories in shah alam or jengka or my life kat sini pun. so i just hear to her story. in fact, she's not even interested in my story pun. i know her very well. if you lepak-ed with her for 2 hours, definitely the 1 hours and 45 minutes of the time is about her, and only 15minutes left for your story pulak *trust me. i'm not lying*

and yesterday evening she came and told me about the boys whose after her. it's not the first time she tries to tell me about it. it's like every time she comes, must be a story about boys. and tadi she opened it again. and kali nie, lebih detail lagi (before this die ade try, but i kinda tukar topic)*haha pdn muke kau*

this is how the story goes....

while we're talking, all of sudden her handphone received new message. so she stopped talking and replying the message. and i sit quietly. and all of sudden she said

miss vain: ehh sori..membe message

all of sudden, she shows me the message

inbox : hai syg *smiley face*

and i was like "perlu ke nak tunjuk ade org panggil ko sayang. like i care"

and as usual, i'm good in plastic-ing myself, so i create a big smile andddd

me: ooooo...da ade boyfriend ye..

miss vain: ehh....nie bukan boyfriend. nie kawan je. Y mmg byk kawan laki.

*by the way, she addressed herself with name since she's younger than me. her name starts with letter Y*

me: ooo..

miss vain: skang nie Y message dgn 3 org. yg nie (refer pd org yg anta msg tu) die mmg suke2 je pggl Y sayang. ade sorg lagi pun pggl Y sayang jugak.

me: errrr *senyum je*

miss vain: Y xkesah. suke hati laaa.. tapi sebenarnye Y da couple dengan die nie. da banyak kali die mintak. tapi Y xsuke sangat. Y lagi suke yg sorg lg. tapi da die nie beriye sgt mintak.

me: ooo...yg sorg lagi?

miss vain: sbnrnye dgn yg sorg lagi pun Y couple jugak. sbb die nie baik sikit n bla..bla..bla..

me: dorg nie satu college dgn Y ke?

miss vain: ehhh..bukan. Y kenal dorg dekat tagged.

me: oo..tagged. igt budak 1 college.

miss vain: budak college Y xleh pkai. muke sume xleh harap. kat college ramai yg nak kat Y. tapi Y xnak. siap ade mamat tuh da patah jari pun nak tarik2 tudung Y jugak. Y penah jugak kne pulau dengan mmbe2 kat college

me: *mode nyampah gile nak dgr* knp kne pulau??

miss vain: ade 2 sebab. yg 1st sebab Y punye baju mahal2. pastu Y cm bergaya sikit. dorg baju murah2 je. pakai tudung pn biase2 je. kedua sebab ramai budak laki minat Y kat college. dorg bengang laaa sebab laki yg dorg minat x minat dorg pun. Y nie penah kne minat dgn sorg budak laki smpai 2 minggu die dok kejar Y.

me: *NAUSEOUS~!* kawan2 Y pakai baju pe?

miss vain: dorg sll beli baju yg kat uptown 2. dorg xde laa pakai baju BUM ke, body glove ke, pastu tudung pun biase je. Y kan cm bergaya sikit. pkai selendang laaa, tudung ekin laa. dorg jeles laa..

me : *senyum lagi tp dlm hati tuhan je yg tau*

miss vain: haaa..nak tgk x gmba dorg? *smbil tekan2 handphone*

me: aaa...nak (kalau ckp xnak tgk pun, ko ttp tunjuk gak kan??<----dlm hati)

*she shows me the pictures of 3 boys. 1st--->boleh tahan, 2nd---->x handsome~! 3rd---> uuu...handsome~!

me: ehh yg no 3 nie handsome.

miss vain: aaa...saifuddin name die. mmg ensem gile kan. umur 21. nak nombor die??

me: err...xnak.. 21 tahun kowt.

miss vain: haha...2 laaa die penah jgk ckp die nak aweq mude 2 tahun dr die.

me: *ek elleh.aku pun xnak laaa* ooo...2 maksudnye die nak kat Y laa..

miss vain: hehehe....mn ade. tapi die beriye ajak jumpe bulan 7 nie kat kl.

me: *dalam hati---> ek elleh...xjmp lagi ke. cte kencang mcm da declare*

miss vain: 2 laa Y nie mmg banyak kawan laki. 2 belum cte yg kne kacau kat bus stop and dalam bas nak balik uma.. huhu macam2 dorg nie.

me: ooo *muke plastic--->wat2 senyum.nauseous for the second time.ugh!*

phew~ and a few more vaining part of her. she thinks all men in this world will fall for her. ugh, stakat kne kacau dalam bas, sume org penah kowt. biase laa laki. bukan dorg suke betul2 pun. 2 pun kau nak perasan gak ke?aihhh

at the moment i feel like want her to define "like". she seems not to know what like means. like is very subjective, fyi. you define like as love. it's totally not.

and you're not that pretty so dont try to brag like you are nasha aziz's twin sister. and B.U.M and body gloves not that mahal pun. the jacket might costs you up too hundred ringgit tapi a shirt?? below RM40 and you can get one. and if you smarter, buying it during megasale, you can get 2 shirts of B.U.M. with 70% off. it's not even ELLE or Giordano or Chanel pun. i'm not a fashionista. neither you. but still i know what brand is expensive and what brand is not. no need to fool me, oke~!

no need to come to my house if you just want to tell me how many people are chasing after you today. i dont need those kind of stories. keep vaining as long as you want because the title will always be yours. i'm not even care because out of ten things you speak, maybe just one of them can be trusted.

oh, she tried to hook me up with her cousin which she claimed sangat handsome and sangat ramai peminat (die kate la) and as for me, i'm saying no since i dont want any relations with you. being your cousin will be a nightmare to me.

last but not least, wanie rambut chantek<----wanie suro tulis.

comel x??